[He pulls his hand out of Dirk's but kneels down so Dirk can get onto his back. He's giving you 5 star treatment tonight.

He knows he's yelled at the other a few times. It always made him feel like the shittiest brother. He ends up babbling apologies and hugging the kid like the other might suddenly hate him.]

There's so much fucking love right now, I'm surprised the Slytherins hadn't all spontaneously combusted. I swear, they don't know what love if it jizzed on-oh shit, I shouldn't be saying those kind of metaphors to you.