the The Sorting Hat's a Liar meme!

[heirial]

The Sorting Hat is wise, but it isn't infallible. What if it had chosen differently?

Post your characters and which houses they are in for the purposes of this meme (don't just drop them in a random house that makes no sense, but as long as it's something you can make an argument for, go wild).

Respond to other people's threads. Responding characters can be in a new house of their own or the same house, and you don't even have to be consistent about this from thread to thread.

Have fun!

Comments

[testaments]

[Oh shit. OH SHIT SHE FELL IN. THAT'S TERRIBLE OH GOD. Wait what's he do. Call for help? Oh no too slow. OKAY JUMPING INTO THE LAKE TO GET YOU.]

[scribes]

[Better get to her before the giant squid does, Asticus. Seems like that quaffle hit her real hard because she is out like a light]

[testaments]

[Oh man oh man. She was that really pretty Slytherin girl he liked augh what a maroon. Okay, he's got you, and he's going to swim as fast as he can to the surface.]

[Totally forgetting about that squid.]

[scribes]

[Everyone always forgets the squid. It makes him sad :(

Fortunately he seems to be elsewhere and she didn't fall too deep. She's kinda heavy with all that wet hair once they break the surface.]

[testaments]

[Just a bit, but he's running on too much adrenaline to care or stop. He is flailing your ass back to the lake bed.]

Just about there-!

[scribes]

[Well Asticus.

You know how the cliched movies and books go.








CPR TIME]



[Doesn't she look so attractive right now]

[testaments]

[ welp. it was down to this hartell. are you a big enough man to do this.]

[Hell. Fucking. Yes.]

[Have some CPR]

[scribes]

[She comes to after a moment, coughing a little. Her head is reeling and it takes her a moment to focus on the black and grey mass above her. She puts a hand to her pounding head]

What happened?